Passive Adhesive

Stickers for people who are barely keeping it together, and would like that noted. Made with spite. Cut with care.

Dark-comic captions, cute-but-unwell critters and politics that punch up. Printed, laminated and cut by hand, a few sheets at a time. Browse the lines, pile up the ones that feel like a personal attack, and send the list over.

Suggestion box

Suggest a sticker

A caption living rent-free in your head. A pet who deserves to be a critter. A brand that's been lying to you. Send the idea, and drop photos if you have them.

Accepted: ideas, grievances, pets.
Not accepted: returns.

How this works

These aren't for sale yet. They're made in small batches on a Cricut, so each one is printed, laminated and cut by hand.

  • Tap a sticker, add it to your pile. Or grab a whole line in one go.
  • Open your pile, pick sizes if you care, add where to mail them, and send it.
  • You'll hear back about what's printable and when.

Sheets ship slid into a 4×6 backing card, with the line ticked on the back.

⚠ Care instructions

Peel
Slowly. Rushing never helped anyone.
Apply
To something smooth, clean and dry. Unlike your week.
Water
Resistant. Not emotionally resistant.
Contents
Feelings.
Origin
Handmade, reluctantly.
Passive Adhesive

Your pile

Sizes: Small 1.5" · Medium 2" · Large 2.5" · XL 3". "Standard" is how that line is usually printed.

Mailing address

Only used to mail your stickers. Never shared, never sold, never added to a list.