Passive Adhesive

Stickers for people who are barely keeping it together. Made with spite. Cut with care.

For laptops, water bottles and anyone who needs to know how you're really doing.

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Suggest a sticker

Tell me about the caption stuck in your head, the pet who should be a critter or the brand that's been lying to you. Add photos if you have them.

Accepted: ideas, grievances, pets.
Not accepted: returns.

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How this works

Stickers are made in small batches: printed, laminated, then cut on a Cricut.

  • Tap + under a sticker to add it to your pile, or grab a whole line in one go. Tap the sticker itself to see it up close.
  • Open your pile. Pick how many, sizes and backgrounds (white, holographic or transparent), and add where to mail them.
  • Tap Request my stickers. I make them and mail them to you.

Orders ship on a cardboard backing card, with a packing slip that ticks off every design.

⚠ Care instructions

Peel
Slowly. No sudden moves.
Apply
To something smooth, clean and dry. Unlike your week.
Water
Resistant. Not emotionally resistant.
Contents
Feelings.
Origin
Drawn by me, reluctantly.

Privacy note

I only keep what I need to mail your stickers and reply to you: your email, name, mailing address and what you asked for. For suggestions, that's your idea, any photos (only used as drawing reference), and a name or reply address if you add one.

It's stored with the services that run this site, and never sold or used for ads. Emails about your order go through Resend. As you fill in your address, what you type goes to Geoapify for suggestions, and your ZIP code goes to Zippopotam.us to find your city. The page loads its fonts from Google, which sees your IP address.

I count what happens on the page: what you search for, which stickers you open or add, where you arrived from, whether you've been here before, your device type and a rough city guess. There are no cookies, nothing is tied to your name, and your IP address isn't saved. Your pile is saved in your own browser.

Ask any time and I'll delete your info.
Passive Adhesive

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Every sticker is water-resistant. For a size that isn't listed, pick Custom and say how big.